Oh damn.

Lost your pen = No pen

No pen = No notes

No notes = No study

No study = Fail

Fail = No diploma

No diploma = No work

No work = No money

No money = No food

No food = You get skinny

You get skinny = Then you get ugly

Ugly = No love

No love = No marriage

No marriage = No children

No children = Alone

Alone = Depression

Depression = Sickness

Sickness = Death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will die.